Got Milk?
Hi again everyone! Only five days until Christmas! This year, I only want three items:
Breast milk
Breast milk
Breast milk
I've been searching at Amazon.com and other websites (Dad won't let me drive to the mall yet), but the only place I've found breast milk so far is from my mom. Her breast milk tastes pretty good. I was hoping for cappuccino flavored, mixed berries or some flavors besides "plain." Mom's inventory seems strong, though; I can get it anytime. (Which is all the time)
Well, my Aunt Carol and Aunt Kitty just left, and boy, were they fun. (It was also fun having new "clay pigeons" for my urinary target practice) :) They both held me really well and talked nicely; the only trouble is that I haven't slept all day because I had so many flash bulbs "whitening" my eyes. I'm guessing my eyes will be better soon.
It is official. For the first time in my entire life, I've been grounded. Yep! My dad grounded me for the entire day because of what I did last night. Hehe. Even though my parents tried to go to sleep at 9:00, I stayed up until 2:30 a.m.! You should see how cranky my dad gets at 2:00 in the morning! Have any of you experienced being around my dad at that time? I feel for you. Anyway, there was a movie I wanted to watch at 2:30 a.m. called "The Milky Way" on HBO, but I came to find out that my silly parents don't even have HBO! So I stayed up for nothing. What a waste. Seeing how my dad would handle similar situations was probably good for me. I sucked on his pinky for at least an hour (I could have used a little salt), but he couldn't seem to figure out how to get me to sleep. Little did he know that all he had to say was that we don't have HBO. He'll learn. (By the way, I took a picture of my dad's hair at 2:00 a.m. and plan to blackmail him with it when I become a teenager)
Mom & Dad keep talking to each other about me (like I'm not even in the room) saying how I seem to be getting bigger and that I like to look around a lot more. Duh! Have you seen my parents? Of course, I'm trying to look around more! I've been doing some sit-ups and push-ups in my bassinet so my biceps and abs look "ripped" when my uncle Bryan visits in a couple of days.
I hope you are doing well. I'll write more again soon!
Noah